Archive for the ‘Random’ Category

Local knowledge (aka local ignorance)

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Here are the results of a quick experiment conducted in our Edinburgh office whilst everyone was having tea and enjoying cakes made by our pals at Stripe for Comic Relief.

We’d been in a meeting talking about the design for an in-house portfolio project we’re working on. This involved one of the team attempting to sketch an outline of Scotland on a notepad. The scribble was so laughably bad that we decided to extend the task to the whole office. Everyone had 30 seconds and no Google-peeking.

What this says about our observation and spacial awareness skills we’re not sure. It probably won’t form part of our design credentials.

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Microserfs - the future as predicted in 1995

Sunday, February 8th, 2009

Microserfs lego man

(Thanks to freezelight for the photo)

I’ve had a rewardingly unrewarding time skim-reading (skim re-reading) Microserfs by Douglas Coupland. I was looking for a quote to illustrate a point I’m making in a presentation. Alas to no avail.

However, I did stumble across the gems below in the process.

(The context for this is that the book is about a group of friends who are also geeky (and lowly) Microsoft employees. It was written in 1995 and the prescience of the author should be appreciated from that perspective).

The industry is made up of either gifted techies or smart generalists - the people who were bored with high school - the sort of people the teacher was always telling, “Now, Abe, you could get As if you really wanted to.  Why don’t you just apply yourself?” Look for these people - the talented generalists. They’re good as project and product managers. They’re the same people who would have gone into advertising in 1973.

One psycho for every nine stable people in the company is a good ratio. Too many maniacally-driven people can backfire on you. Balanced people are better for the long term stability of the company.

“@” could become the “Mc” or “Mac” of the next millenium.

It’s like male geeks don’t know how to deal with real live women, so they just assume it’s a user interface problem. Not their fault. They’ll just wait for the next version to come out - something more “user friendly.”

There’s an endemic inability in the software industry to estimate the amount of time required for a software project.

Networked games, like where you have one person playing against another, are hot because you don’t have to waste development dollars creating artificial intelligence. Players provide free AI.

Retarded internet culture: Lesson #4

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

In Lesson 1 we learned that most of Blonde hadn’t heard of Star wars kid and thus failed the internets.

Consequently Lesson 2 was the fact that the Internet is something that is either won or failed.

Lesson 3 is nsfw = ‘not safe for work’ as it may become relevant in the very near future if you start looking round xchan boards.

So commences Lesson 4.

What is the most important story on the tubes
(the tubes you say? don’t tell me … Lesson 5 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes )
today? Civilian casualties in Gaza, the election of the first black American president? No its whether you are pro or anti Boxxy.

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/blog/2009/jan/20/internet

Why is any of this important? (I’m assuming you read the link). Not exactly sure but it does cover aspects such as privacy, truly viral memes, the kind of culture that actually exists on the internet (as opposed to one that passively accepts advertising or the initiatives of companies and organisations), and that if you piss off the right demographic they will DDOS (god! you people http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial-of-service_attack ) a site they consider to be their home on the web and hunt you down for your personal details to threaten and black mail you. I’m sure there are lessons in there that affect our business if we have the wit to spot them.

Next week Lesson 6: TLDR.

Further reading

http://boxxystory.blogspot.com/

and the offending videos

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VcydqSpYN00

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=80hx2FfWjow

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

Chainsaws

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Code should be elegant and pure – in fact some believe it’s an art form. The following is an extract taken from the TOPLAP draft manifesto. TOPLAP are a conglomerate of interactive programmers better known as live coders…

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We demand:

- Give us access to the performer’s mind, to the whole human instrument.

- Obscurantism is dangerous. Show us your screens.

- Programs are instruments that can change themselves

- The program is to be transcended - Artificial language is the way.

- Code should be seen as well as heard, underlying algorithms viewed as well as their visual outcome.

- Live coding is not about tools. Algorithms are thoughts. Chainsaws are tools. That’s why algorithms are sometimes harder to notice than chainsaws.

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Inspired.

Related:
Fluxus Live Coding Workshop

What should I blog?

Friday, December 19th, 2008

A squirrel eating some fried chicken

Company blogs, eh. What do you put on them? Forrester Research says no-one trusts them anyway. I buy that up to a point. If all you’re blogging about is your latest press release, or how cool your latest product / service / “viral” is, why should anyone care?

But you have to put something on a company blog. Don’t you? At the very least it should give readers a flavour of the people that work there and their attitude to their work.

With that in mind I have a number of blog titles that I can’t choose between. The one with the popular vote will get written. If you are sufficiently motivated to, please plop a comment in the box indicating your preference. While we’re rebuilding this site there’s no point adding a polling plugin right now.

The candidates are:

  • STFU about Web 2.0
  • It’s not a viral, it’s a video, n00btard
  • What’s the point of blogging?
  • TechGnosis - 10 years on
  • Now where did I put that Singularity…
  • Chillax, it’s just a website
  • Twatter
  • Wii Fat
  • Social Art
  • A squirrel eating some fried chicken

Over to you.

Helping the police with their inquiries

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Grolsch glass

Q. What do a Grolsch glass, various sex toys and incontinence pads have in common?

A. They’re all items that have been sent to an unfortunate lady in Oldham as part of a distressing campaign of harrassment against her.

Apparently someone has been signing this poor person up for all sorts of offers and samples, the result being that she is being bombarded with unrequested stuff.

As a result of the inclusion of the Grolsch glass in this campaign, a promotion that was fulfilled from the Grolsch site, one of our producers found herself helping police with their inquiries. We’ve provided them with as much information as we can about the source of  the sign-up and hopefully it will be of use in identifying the culprit(s).

Thamls

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

Thamls

What is or are “Thamls”? Predictive text obviously thinks it or they are very important because it prioritises it/them over the word “Thanks”. A cursory search in the usual places didn’t shed any light on this burning issue. Meanwhile it remains a right royal pain in the “appe”. Thamls a lot predictive text.

Shanty Town Keith

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Creative spit and polish

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

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This is taken from an interesting blog post from a couple of years ago by one of my favourite authors - Douglas Coupland. He of Generation X, Microserfs and J-Pod fame.

For reasons that are explained in his blog, he spent a dry-mouthed week personally chewing up the pages of a copy of Generation X and using the pulp to create his impression of a wasps’ nest.

The point of bringing it to attention here, aside from the geeky appeal of Microserfs, is to say that there really is no substitute for, and nothing quite as exhilirating as, pure, original, lateral creative thought.

Filthy Lucre

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

When you work in finance you form a bond with money. You look after it, it looks after you. But, as spoonman might have hinted at, I like things to be clean. And money ain’t clean. Let’s face it when was the last time that you had a fiver with a bit of backbone to it. They’re all limp and pathetic and, frankly, very well soiled. Last week I tried to put one in a pay and display machine to pay for my ticket and the machine spat it out. I wasn’t surprised, I wouldn’t eat it either.

Fortunately with BACS and CHAPS and all that there’s not a lot of cash running through my well manicured fingers. But there’s always a downside isn’t there. Expenses. Specifically, receipts.

I think everyone who claims expenses makes sure their receipts have been strained through a tramp’s underpants before they staple them to their claim. And I’m supposed to thumb through them all to check the amounts and the VAT and all that.

I’m contemplating a number of solutions - photocopies only, scanned in receipts, even laminated receipts. All good but pretty expensive.

So, I’m doing it CSI style and buying a box of latex gloves.

The spares will come in handy should anyone over claim for anything.